Happy Easter?

You know, I never got the whole celebration of Easter. Yes, Jesus has died (I don't know why we celebrate that either) and he hath risen (but in movies we shoot anything that has died and has risen again, ie: ZOMBIES) But don't tell my grandmother. I'm not really one of those religious types, it kind of seems to me as being a form of control. I was raised a (non-practicing) catholic, so I will work from that angle.

Ever since the begining of civilized man, the Priests/Priestesses were always held in the highest of society. Everything they said was done, had to be done. I believe that religion was invented to control humans. And it's doing a great job with it too. It started with the Aztecs, the Mayans, the Sumarians, in all of these "kingdoms" they were all ruled by a high priest. And don't even get me started on Europe. Kings and Queens for about fifteen-hundred years said it was their Divine (god-given) right to rule. wtfxup? And now if an Ayatollah says that the west is bad, everybody else is going to listen to him. If the pope preaches peace, then everybody wants peace. But If I were to go outside and say "God came to me in a dream. He wants me to kill everybody." They would lock me up. But 2000 years ago, God talked to some loony's when their in the mountains, and NOBODY else is around, he tells them what he wants of people. Why doesn't the almighty just come down and talk to all of us? He could have a talk show. It could take the place of Oprah. Nobody likes her. :P

Anyway, What's up with Islam these days? Lets preach peace, but condone rioting? wtfbbq? So you say that you're a peaceful religion? Why when every little thing goes wrong for you, you all run out into the streets, start burning American flags, start shooting bullets into the air, and start taking hostages? Yeah, that's a real mature way to get your enemies to respect you. You're like the whining little 5 year old kid who's mom won't buy them candy at the checkout counter of a grocery store. But I must say that I know a few Muslims, and they are very peaceful people. Not all Muslims are like this. This makes me wonder.

Is maybe all this rioting the media's fault? Ever notice that there's always a new riot on The World News every night about something else? It just makes me think that maybe it's all set up. But then again, you may argue that people are getting their throats sliced from ear to ear by those big shiny blades sometimes. Well, here's what I have to say to that. Hollywood. Now believe me, I'm not saying that all of the deaths are faked, but probibly a good portion of them are. But hear this terrorists: I will come to get you one day. I believe it is my civic duty to rewrite the Koran and show you dumbasses how to say that you don't like something. Maybe you do it for the 40 virgins, but let me tell you something. 40 virgins = 40 not-virgins some day. And guess what? Now instead of one wife nagging you about something (which we all know is annoying as hell) you got 40. Hahaha. Dumbasses.